Do you like motivational sayings or do they irritate you? We have collected twenty five of the worst / best for you to test!

  1. The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.
  2. People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
  3. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
  4. Change is not a four letter word, but often your reaction to it is!
  5. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
  6. A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.
  7. The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me.
  8. If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.
  9. The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
  10. Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.
  11. Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.
  12. Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.
  13. I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
  14. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
  15. A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.
  16. Nothing is impossible, the word itself says “I’m possible!”
  17. By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
  18. The trouble with having an open mind is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
  19. Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.
  20. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Brigade usually uses water.
  21. The best things in life are actually really expensive.
  22. A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
  23. It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
  24. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
  25. Always remember that you are unique – just like everybody else!